Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph. "Hey," asks the brunette at the wheel. "Do you see any cops following us?" The blonde turns around. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Damn!" says the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turns around again. "Yup. Nope. Yup. Nope. Yup."
First woman on the Moon: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind" What's the problem? "Nothing" Please tell us? "You know what the problem is."
Greig haha it means if you are stupid, you do not realise you are stupid. But you are a pain to others because of your stupidity. (by you, i dont mean actual you )
Julia Did you see the story about the 13 year old girl who was uploading naked pics of herself to 18 year old boys, and her parents brought her to the police station? I'm horrified that a 13 year old would do that, and cheering the parents for realizing that such activities put their daughter at risk and taking drastic action.
Not got children? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.
11 years ago
Marianneja I'm totally doing this! But first I need to get my own place :L
or as a flip phone!
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I hate this rule ryan