I don't wanna bet anymore. Hahaha. Joke!~
You should laugh because I'm joking. A corny joke

10 years ago  

ㅎㅎㅎ 일어나

10 years ago  

10 years ago  

Someone tried to make a joke with me about my name and asked me if I wanted to see a whole new world with them I've heard the same joke over and over

10 years ago  

I have a joke What mouse walks on two legs?

10 years ago  

When my daughter came home from school to find her pet rabbit missing she looked everywhere for it,
Eventually asking me, "Where can he be?"
" Maybe you should look somewhere where there might be carrots" I suggested
"That's a good idea" she replied
"And peas, onions and gravy" I added as I dished up stew for dinner.

10 years ago  

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

10 years ago  

Whenever my wife goes to the supermarket I always tell her to park in the disabled space.
After watching her spend 20 minutes trying to reverse into it, nobody is going to question her.

10 years ago  

I was starting my new job at the chemist this morning when some guy walked in.
"I've got a blocked nose, a sore throat and my head feels like it's going to explode." he said, "Have you got anything?"
I said, "No mate, I feel fine."

10 years ago  

Nurse: "The invisible man is here for his appointment."
Doctor: "Tell him I'm sorry I can't see him right now."

10 years ago  

Girlfriend: Darling, will you give me a ring on our wedding day?
Boyfriend: Sure, what is your number?

10 years ago  

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.

10 years ago  

Some people can be so unnecessarily rude.
Take this morning for example. My new neighbours knocked on my door to introduce themselves and I told them to f**k off.

10 years ago  

Why did the blind man cross the road?
Because his Labrador was chasing a cat.

10 years ago  

My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold them.

10 years ago