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    Did you know that, if you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it's a story about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the film walking home...
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    연주 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ this one is 대박!!!
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    At a recent job interview:
    What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?
    Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.
    And your strengths?
    I'm Batman.
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    Bibo 
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    Zahra ofc we'll win .. batman with us
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    How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
    They tell you.
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    lila @ala'a i was sayin of course to greig's post kkk
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    I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
    'dont kill me, kris '
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    김 야스 Kkkk
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    Greig too much? kk
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    Alien 1: 'So, did the humans get our message?'
    Alien 2: 'Yes, but they've called it 'dubstep' and now dance to it.'
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    Greig kk have to find out
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    A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
    The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
    "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you chunky."
    *Chunky meaning fat*
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    Hanna-Riikka How rude!
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    연주 Ahhh rude!! kkkk
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    A guy started on me in a pub, but I won the fight because I have a black belt in karate, which I strangled him with.
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    연주 Aigoooo
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    Hanna-Riikka I enjoy reading your jokes Greig!
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    I saw a study that said "One out of every ten people are gay"
    I've had s*x with ten people.
    That really weirds me out,because, statistically, that means that one of those guys was probably gay.
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    Greig yeah~ hence the joker is the gay guy haha~
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    한나 Ooh now I get it
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    I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm s3xy"
    I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself.
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    김 야스 Hhhhh
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    The doctor came back with my test results and said,"It pains me to say this Dave.."
    "Oh God,am I dying?" I interrupted.
    "No,I've got a sore throat." He replied.
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    Greig Ryan and lila kk
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    A mate of mine called me posh.
    Needless to say, I had the butler show him the door.
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    연주  I call it filthy rich!
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    I asked a fortune teller to read my future. Suddenly, she went pale and sprinted from the room. So I grabbed the crystal ball, chased the bitch down and beat her to death.
    I wonder what she saw in that thing.
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    KwanNing66 RIP Lol
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    Some guy knocked on my door today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."
    I said, "You've got the wrong house then, mate."
    Get it? kk
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    meem tell me ..I I'm trying to get it for the past two weeks now
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    GreigColliar haha should of asked sooner . The neighbour was not in, so the guy went to next door neighbour to give him the parcel so that he would give it to the guy who wasnt in, when he gets back~ the wrong house mate guy is being sarcastic and a a**hole lol
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    What type of music do mummies listen to? Wrap Music!
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    Greig @Glory this is a easy one too .. hmm cos mummys are wrapped in..cloth? so wrap instead of rap~
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    glory Oh... kkk there is something easier? kkkkk
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    What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!
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    KwanNing66 kkkkkkkk x D
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