Did you know that, if you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it's a story about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the film walking home...
At a recent job interview: What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not. And your strengths? I'm Batman.
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?" The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you chunky." *Chunky meaning fat*
I saw a study that said "One out of every ten people are gay" I've had s*x with ten people. That really weirds me out,because, statistically, that means that one of those guys was probably gay.
The doctor came back with my test results and said,"It pains me to say this Dave.." "Oh God,am I dying?" I interrupted. "No,I've got a sore throat." He replied.
I asked a fortune teller to read my future. Suddenly, she went pale and sprinted from the room. So I grabbed the crystal ball, chased the bitch down and beat her to death. I wonder what she saw in that thing.
Some guy knocked on my door today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour." I said, "You've got the wrong house then, mate." Get it? kk
meem tell me ..I I'm trying to get it for the past two weeks now
11 years ago
GreigColliar haha should of asked sooner . The neighbour was not in, so the guy went to next door neighbour to give him the parcel so that he would give it to the guy who wasnt in, when he gets back~ the wrong house mate guy is being sarcastic and a a**hole lol