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    "Daddy, can we go to a haunted house this year?"
    "What's wrong with the one we live in?"
    "WHAT?"
    "Goodnight son"
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    Hanna-Riikka @Alaa Lol!
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    Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
    Neither, it's my new iPhone.
    10 years ago  
    ●W▽termel0n● the iphone 6? lol the bendable phone that costs almost like a second hand car
    10 years ago
    Greig yup! You can wear it like a watch or as a flip phone!
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  3. Recommender: Nazgul
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    I need a watch as well.
    Totally Spies!

    10 years ago  
    임벨라 정 ヽ(^o^)ノ my fav cartoon
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    Jio~지오 Me too I always liked the technology of them.. I played with my cousins ​.. I was Clover...
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    The body of the hacker of the Jennifer Lawrence photos was found earlier.
    He's apparently the first man to be Hi 5'd to death.
    11 years ago  
    Greig :D yay congrats
    11 years ago
    Alaa Hahhahah I'm pretty sure of that!
    Like this girl needs to be more famous! Jeeez!
    11 years ago
  5. Recommender: lila
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    When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's pain only for others.
    It's the same thing when you are stupid.
    11 years ago  
    Greig haha it means if you are stupid, you do not realise you are stupid. But you are a pain to others because of your stupidity. (by you, i dont mean actual you )
    11 years ago
    Orvokki I know you don't but it sounds like me
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    who' s in deppression? not me!
    11 years ago  
    Greig love right? sucks :>
    11 years ago
    lila @greig yes that among others haha i have no idea when i will even see the man i like... ~!
    11 years ago
  7. Recommender: nooddlesss
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    Wife: "See that devoted couple? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
    Husband: "i don't know her well enough".
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    Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger i think i am pregnant!
    Husband: Ya, and i know who's the daddy !!!!
    Wife : Who ?
    Husband : McDonalds / Pizza Hut / Dominoz / SubWay / KFC !!!
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    Parents are worried about two things these days.
    1. What their sons download.
    2. What their daughters upload.
    11 years ago  
    M@niac 웃프다 ^.^
    11 years ago
    Julia Did you see the story about the 13 year old girl who was uploading naked pics of herself to 18 year old boys, and her parents brought her to the police station? I'm horrified that a 13 year old would do that, and cheering the parents for realizing that such activities put their daughter at risk and taking drastic action.
    11 years ago
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    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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  11. Recommender: nooddlesss
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    a teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. one kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. she didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, why did you stand up? he answered, i didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.
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  12. Recommender: nooddlesss
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    a husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. the husband puts, mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, error. not long enough."
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    CC (っ´▽`)っ Haha. Silly..
    11 years ago
  13. Recommender: nooddlesss
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    When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.
    11 years ago  
    연주 555555 ohnooo
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    Sam☆ Lol!
    11 years ago
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    My girlfriend says I commit to things too quickly.
    She sounds just like my fourth wife.
    11 years ago  
    Zahra she's gonna be a good 5th wife I guess kkk
    11 years ago
    Zahra & Boom I hate this rule ryan
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  15. Recommender: nooddlesss
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    Not got children? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.
    When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.
    11 years ago  
    Marianneja I'm totally doing this! But first I need to get my own place :L
    11 years ago
    meem  .. poor baby sitter !!
    11 years ago
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