Joke: Why is it good to know sign language?

11 years ago  

Joke: How do you organize a space party?

11 years ago  

Joke: Have you heard of the guy who lost all of his left side?

11 years ago  

Joke: How does a radish listen to music?

11 years ago  

Joke: Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

11 years ago  

Joke: What do you call a heavy dumpling?
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Blossom! Try this

11 years ago  

Statistically, you are more likely to be bitten by Luis Suarez than a shark

11 years ago  

11 years ago  

my birthday is today...0606....
ths yas it was so funny

11 years ago  

i am NOT depressed.

11 years ago  

Did you know that, if you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it's a story about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the film walking home...

11 years ago  

At a recent job interview:
What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?
Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.
And your strengths?
I'm Batman.

11 years ago  

How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
They tell you.

11 years ago  

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
'dont kill me, kris '

11 years ago  

Alien 1: 'So, did the humans get our message?'
Alien 2: 'Yes, but they've called it 'dubstep' and now dance to it.'

11 years ago