My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?" I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."
Am I the only one here confused with all the new years? Here I am sitting with a cracker and party popper.. went through 5 already to find out it isnt new year here yet but in another country
"How long do cats usually sleep for?" I asked the vet over the phone. "On average about fifteen hours a day." he told me. "So eight months is excessive then." I continued.
I think it's a shame that young people today no longer even know why we celebrate Halloween. None of us would be here today if Jesus hadn't slain that giant pumpkin!
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