My (low bloodpressure) body and coffee: Body: ooh..let's faint *slowly starts to faint* Coffee: NOPE!! Not when i'm arround! *blood pressure jumps up* Me: come on..
The coffee brand i always buy has two types. Pausenretter : breaks savior (mild) & Starthilfe : Start(-up) assistance (strong) Guess what i'm drinking right now