An angry wife to her husband on Phone:
"Where the hell are you?"
Husband:
Darling You Remember that Jeweler Shop? Where you Saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell In Love with It and I Didn't have Money that time and I said "Baby It'll be yours 1 Day"
Wife, with a big Smile & Blushing: Yes Yes I remember that My Love
Husband: I'm In the Pub just next to that shop.

12 years ago