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Four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty.
If anyone pronounces “shísì” as “shíshì”, hit them fourteen times.
If anyone pronounces “sìshí” as “shìshí”, hit them forty times.

sì shì sì, shí shì shí, shísì shì shísì, sìshí shì sìshí; shéi bǎ shísì shuō “shíshì”, jiù dǎ tā shísì, shéi bǎ sìshí shuō “shìshí”, jiù dǎ tā sìshí.

 

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Failures are divided into people who thought and never did, and people who did and never thought

Shī bài zhě fēn wéi liǎng zhǒng rén: Yī zhǒng shì zhǐ xiǎng bù zuò, yī zhǒng shì zhǐ zuò bù xiǎng.

 

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There was one morning, in a far far way country called Mindpasta, some residents went for fishing in the sea. It was early, and the water was very cold, so cold that suddenly, something from very deep started to come up..

I could see a huge dark creature from deep in side in the water. Suddenly it comes up faster!

The blue and sharped teeth creature stared at me before...

it ended up in Anwei's frying pan.

 

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